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The MILF-PRON GE13 post-mortem analysis: We were saved!
May 10, 2013MAY 10 — Now that the 13th general election is over, and the winners and losers have been declared, the Malaysian Institute of Learning Foundation for Political Research On Nationalism (MILF-PRON) would like to provide its incisive, unbiased and completely fact-based, post-mortem analysis for the consumption of the right and good citizens of Malaysia, as … Read More
If you’re a Muslim, and you’re gay…
July 22, 2012JULY 22 — …then you do not, cannot, exist. Sorry about that, but that’s just how it is.As it is conventionally practised in Malaysia, there are many things in which Islam is wondrously flexible on. Things such as the amount of alcohol unintentionally present in non-alcoholic food and drinks, the wearing of supposedly curative magnetic bangles, or even … Read More
MILF-PRON Special Report for 2011: Malays under threat — Part 2
January 06, 2012JAN 6 — In Part 1 of our Special Report, we detailed the threats that threaten the Malays such that they were constantly feeling threatened from January to June 2011. Here in the second and final part (thankfully), we look at the rest of 2011 and the threats contained within.The month of July began with the Malays in a state of high alert. The illegal … Read More
MILF-PRON Special Report for 2011: Malays under threat
December 30, 2011DEC 30 — As the year draws to a close, the researchers at the Malaysian Institute of Learning Foundation for Political Research On Nationalism (MILF-PRON) have decided to release a special report for public consumption on a very important issue, that is the threats which threaten the Malays such that they are constantly feeling threatened.There is … Read More
The prize of a nation
July 21, 2011JULY 21 — According to the data available, in the past 12 general elections since the Federation of Malaya (then Malaysia) gained independence, the count of popular votes given to the opposition was never less than one-third of the total vote count. In fact, the percentage of votes given to the opposition has been less than 40 per cent only four times out … Read More
To swear in the Nation of Woo
May 20, 2011MAY 20 — Consider a situation where a man accuses another man of, say, stealing a watch. Let’s assume that the watch is a very expensive, and very rare, watch. An Omega watch, even. Now, the accuser is convinced, without a shadow of a doubt in his own mind, that the accused had stolen that watch.Next, let’s make the following assumption that the accused man … Read More
Call for a RCI into RCIs
April 20, 2011APRIL 20 — There have recently been many calls for Royal Commissions of Inquiries (RCIs) by various political parties, non-governmental organisations (NGOs), institutions, individuals, and possibly even aliens, to inquire on diverse subjects.These include whether a sex video should be allowed to be screened, whether the actors in the video should be … Read More
Sex, offensive
March 23, 2011MARCH 23 — There is a video somewhere. Not many have seen it, but it seemingly exists. In the video, a man alleged to be a senior Malay politician from the opposition was filmed having sex with a woman, supposedly a prostitute.That man is supposedly Anwar Ibrahim. The same Anwar Ibrahim who, lest we forget, is already in a trial for allegedly penetrating … Read More
Witchcraft, faith healing and the reality dysfunction
March 15, 2011MARCH 15 — The practice of witchcraft in Malaysia, and indeed the world, depends heavily on one major aspect: its opacity. The mystery that necessarily surrounds the occult makes practitioners of witchcraft figures of fear and suspicion. That is, the ones who apply black magic.On the flip side, the good guys — the faith healers — are considered to be … Read More
The tale of 21 djinns …
October 15, 2010OCT 15 —It all started when a 22-year old lady was reported to be randomly teleported for no apparent reason from her home to various locations within the locality of Jerteh, Terengganu[1][2].According to the mother of the lady (the victim?), several bomohs had already been engaged to identify and rectify the cause of the random teleportation with no … Read More